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Sam refuses to do dating apps and sometimes a girl’s gotta make her own luck.

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  • Meet Sam

    Pros: Cool dog, surprisingly good at bowling

    Cons: Gemini, Gluten-Free + vocal about both

    this is a photo of her making this ridiculous website instead of doing something productive

  • Meet Cheech

    Pros: versatile wardrobe, 10 boobs

    Cons: N/A

    this is a photo of her sleeping while her mom does something embarrassing on the internet

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“You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.”

- Michael Scott

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Many years ago, Sam curated a playlist for a theme party that was promptly turned off after 3 songs. Since then, she has had crippling social anxiety when it comes to the aux cord. But…for love, she will make an exception to leave you with this.